I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately, I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, and not when I had come to die, discover that I had not lived.
Trashy content + top-tier sensational filming +super corny soundtrack = a triumph of a B-movie! But noooooo Dr. Schultzzzzzzzzz T__T (the damsel-in-distress shit knocked a star right off, it's not cool it's not fun she's got no fire)